Tuesday, February 17, 2009

David J. Maloney Worst Commercials Ever

Sorry I don't know that much about the guy, but I've seen him in enough commercials that I'm pretty sure I would never want him to be my lawyer. Its almost like he gets his kicks off of seeing himself in commercials bloviating about the legal profession in an endless loop. I especially like how he ends the commercials in a self-righteous manner by declaring that he'll never represent someone charged with a DUI.

I came across a pretty funny amature mockumentary mocking personal injury attorney David J. Maloney - he represents accident victims. Its kind of shoddily put together, but atleast now I know that I'm not the only one who has found his commercials both annoying and comical.

4 comments:

  1. i loathe that guy. every time you think his commercials can't get any worse, they do.

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  2. I'm convinced he actually believes that by cutting off the top of his horrible little head in all of his commercials, no one will know that he's bald.

    He's so full of himself. No one cares if you're bald. No one even cares that you're an attorney.

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  3. A rumor was circulating in the Mobile area a few weeks ago that he'd been arrested for DUI. It was apparently just a rumor, but it was funny as hell.

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  4. Do any of you think this idiot listens or is tuned into the fact that his commercials are slimy as is he?
    While studying PR/Advertising at University of Florida in the '60's, we were taught that it did not matter if an advertisement was horrible (detergent - Tide ads) or if it was great (VW ads) - as long as there was a visceral response.
    If that is true, this idiot wins the Puke Award for Life.
    What a vain, narcissistic, egomaniacal, low-life stupid turd!
    I change the channel when his ad comes on.

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